When Mahatma meets Munna Bhai.. Independence day special. :-)

Hi Guys..
Iam back again.. n before I can say nething..
I want to Thank U all for all the encouraging comments for my previous post.. :-)
Guys..believe me those comments really matters!! :-)

Well.. this time its about our Independece day..n as always njoy reading.. :-)



Well..I believe from d name of d post.. U have already got some clues abt this post..
Yeah.. this post is abt a story of what happens when Mahatma meets Munna bhai.. :-)
n Congrats.. U guessed it rt.. its going to be one more story again.. hahaha.. :-)

We have got our Independence because of the struggle of so many freedom fighters.. n its alrady 60 years that we have got our Independence..
n as whole nation is celebrating our 60th Independece day.. Mahatma, being d most prominent freedom fighters of all.. wants to see d progress we have made all these years..

So, Mahatma comes to India.. But there is no one who can recognize him.. Mahatma travels across d entire nation.. but of no use..
Then.. Mahatma realizes there is only one who can recognize him..
yeah.. our own MUNNA Bhai... :-).. Lage Raho Munna bhai.. :-)

As Mahatma starts enquiring abt him.. he comes to know that our Munna is currently imprisoned in a jail.. now Mahatma feels very happy as he thinks there is atleast one who is still following his principles.. who is ready to be in jail following his ideologies.. :-)

So, Mahatma comes to jail to meet Munna..Well.. he would have never expected that after 60 years of Independence also he has to go to jail again.. :-)

now lets switch to my favourite way of writing.. Yup..a conversation between Mahatma, now onwards referred as Bapu n Munna..

Bapu: Tell me abt d progress India has made all these years Munna..

Munna: India has made gr8 progress Bapu!!... the Congress party formed by U is still ruling d nation.. (after 60 years also?? :-)).. In ur time.. the politicians were fighting for d freedom.. now also our politicians r fighting.. but for forming the government..n ruling d nation.. :-).. India was a poor nation.. but now India progressed so much that Politicians, Crickets, Cinema stars.. even..s/w engineers r also earning in crores now Bapu.. :-)

Bapu: Iam not asking abt Crickters or Cinema stars Munna.. tell me abt the common man of India..

Munna: who is this Common man Bapu.. there r only rich men n poor men in India.. :-)

now even Bapu loses his temper.. Well..our Munna is capable of making any one lose his temper.. hahaha :-)

Bapu: okk.. tell me abt the poor man of India..

Munna: Bapu.. Providing food,shelter and clothing are the basic essentials u want to give to the ppl of India.. but after 60 years of Independence also our govt is still not able to provide these to the common man..
if ppl r still following ur principle of FASTING.. its just because there is no food to eat for them..
n if u go to govt asking for Shelter..Govt itself will order firing..(how many ppl died in recent shoot out in AP?? n how well our govt is following Gandhi's principle of AHIMSA n NON-VIOLENCE??)..
n still the common man doesnt have proper clothes to wear.. n those who wear only want foreign brands..( What happened to the Gandhi's principle of not wearing foreign clothes as a mark of our SELF-RESPECT?? )

now Bapu got very upset hearing such things from Munna.. he wouldnt have expected India to be in such a state even after 60 years of Independence.. :-(

Bapu: What abt d youth in India Munna.. What r they doing..

Munna: our youth is doing gr8 Bapu.. Indian Youth is working for all multinational companies..there is no country or company in which our Indian youth is not present.. n for that matter... half of our youth is in US, UK.. working for multinational companies n those who cant go to US or UK.. r happy being settled in Netherlands..:-)..
There is no Indian Youth who wants to be in India n serve his country nemore.. Every Indian dreams to be a citizen of either US or UK.. :-)

By this time.. Bapu has realized that 60 years before he was only fighting against British but now we have to fight against POVERTY,CORRUPTION,BRAIN-DRAIN n POPULATION..n so many.. :-(

as Bapu's thoughts go in this way.. he wonders.. Y Munna is imprisoned.. What for he is fighting?? What is he against at.. n he asks d same to Munna..

Iam sure Munna will surely hate to answer this question.. But he has to.. :-)

Munna: Bapu.. Iam imprised as Iam involved in the Mumbai serial bomb blasts in 1993 which took lives of more than 200 people..

Now..Bapu was totally shocked to hear this!!!.. he would have never expected such an answer from Munna even in his wildest dreams!!.. he thought Munna is d only one who is still following his principles in his own way of GANDHIGIRI..

But after hearing such thing from Munna.. Bapu can only say HEY RAM..once again.. :-)


Well. Guys.. this is d end of story..
hmm..I dont think u really njoyed reading it.. Iam sorry for that..
But I have Just mentioned some of my thoughts on current state of India..
Ur comments always welcome.. :-)

n Finally..I do accept India is doing gud in many areas..
but Unfortunately..still the common man in India remains d poor man..

JaiHind,
Sunil.

Friendship day.. A day with Friends... :-)

Hii...
Happy Friendship day!!!..

Well.. Today is a friendship day.. A day to remember ur friends..

When all of us are thinking that its gr8 to have a day for friends..
don't u think its funny to have a specific day for friends..
When U Just can't live a single day with out friends!!..

okk.. seems to be some stupid argument.. let me stop it here and share my so called friendship day experience with u all..




I thought its been a long time that I called any of my friends these days.. So atleast let me call them today..

as I started thinking of my friends.. I remebered my BTech friend.. Its been long time that I spoke to him..So I called him..n We completed the formalities by wishing happy friendship day to each other.. n before I could say anything else..
can u call me after some time.. Iam out with my Wife.. reply from my friend..Oops..I didnt expected this.. I can only say.. cool buddy.. njoy.. :-)

hmm...let me try my school buddy this time..the first time I couldnt get him.. I tried again.. n Luckily..this time I got him..n same story repeates here..
Sorry ra..Iam on a way to temple with my wife, dad, mom, uncle..etc..
then only I realized that he got married one month back.. njoying his newly married life.. :-)

Well.. I was feeling pity for those guys..
they dont even have time to speak to their friends also..
neways... I have decided lets not call family persons any more.. :-)

okk.. let me try my chennai bachelor roommate this time..
n unfortunately I got the wrong guy again..
my friend is in some Internet cafe..
busy chatting with his girl friend in Singapore.. :-)
But he is kind enough to spare some time for me.. :-)

I dont know whats happening.. I wanted to speak to someone..
but every1 is busy with his wife, girl friend njoying in their own world.. :-)

hmm..let me give a try again.. I make sure this time by calling one who is a bachelor n doest have a girl friend.. atleast upto my knowledge.. :-)

So, I called my other friend in chennai..
n before I could say anything.. bang comes d reply..
Mama.. Iam in Basant nagar beach..with my girl friend..
n I was totally taken by surprise this time..
When did he got a girl friend?? or the right question might be..
how did he also managed to get a girl friend.. hahaha :-)

hmm.. Now I have decided its enough.. Iam not going to call any one any more..
I called four of my friends.. n I Just couldn't spoke 2 mins with any one.. :-(

So, I took the simple n cheaper way..
I opened orkut.. Just scrapped all my friends wishing the so called
Happy Friendship day.. n my friendship day over.. :-)


By now.. I got one thing clear..
Friends can be with you only to a certain part of your life...once they got married or more importantly got a girl friend..
It wont be the same any more..
no chatting for hours.. no mid night movies.. :-(
priorites gets changed..family nope.. girl friends comes first.. :-)
In short..U wont be having the freedom to spend ur own time in the way u want..

hmm... Iam not blaming any one here.. let me be clear on this.. :-)
I might do the same thing when I get marry..
and who knows.. may b all of us will do the same..

now u know why my argument was stupid...
how funny it is.. U Just can't live a single day with out friends.. hahaha :-)

Well.. if u r thinking its end of the story..where friends got separated with each other..n there is no more friendship between them.. then as usual u r mistaken again... :-)
The actual story begins only here.. do keep reading.. :-)

let me narrate a small story to uncover the actual story...

After creating this world.. GOD wants to do something more..then he created a Guy..now this Guy is all alone.. There is no one to share his happiness, sadness.. his feelings with him..

So, he requested GOD to create a friend for him...
now these two friends are always together.. njoying each moment.. sharing their happiness, sadness with each other..n they r always there for each other..n they never ever required God for any help...

now GOD is also started feeling jealous of their friendship..he wanted to separate them.. but the friendship is so strong that there is hardly anything GOD also can do to break it...

after thinking a lot.. finally GOD created Wife/Girl friends.. hahaha.. :-)now these friends are not able to spend any time together.. they stopped calling each other.. n slowly they dont have time to talk also to each other... :-(

now GOD is feeling happy that they need HIM to help them now..
But it is the time.. when GOD also went wrong.. :-)

The friends may not be calling each other.. may be they dont have time to speak to each other..But friends will always be there when U r in need of them..when you require any help from them..

U dont really require a GOD to solve your problems..
the very feeling of having a freind can be ur strength to solve all ur problems..
If u cant.. ur Friends are always there to solve ur problems.. :-)

Thanks U for being my friend buddy.. :-)
now U must always be there with me to solve my probles.. hahaha.. :-)




Well.. Thats the end of story..hope u njoyed reading.. :-)
n Guys..dont take it to ur heart..its just for fun.. :-)

now be a Good friend of mine.. n write down ur comments on this..